Puns

You know, I love puns. I know I'm practically a groan up, but sometimes it's hard to resist an opportunity to play with words enough to make people grown...er groan. I may just be a simple rank-and-file pun-phile, but I often feel I have owl the necessary koala-fications to be an expert punster. But, that is irr-elephant bee-cause I bear-ly have time to devote to my English language studies as it is. I can't waist precious thyme on crafting clever word plays (I doubt any of my plays would be good enough to put on a stage anyway).

I am grateful for clever puns that make me laugh and smile and at the English language.